{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Is is 447 AM and my supermarket scissors are too shit to cut thru the thick cardboard backing that CostCo puts on the $10...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/170572218478/", "html": "<p>Is is 447 AM and my supermarket scissors are too shit to cut thru the thick cardboard backing that CostCo puts on the $10 saffron so you don\u2019t steal it</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_p3qbmo6PUT1qeywqoo1_1280_f224ecd285f1.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_p3qbmo6PUT1qeywqoo1_1280_f224ecd285f1.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 960, "thumbnail_height": 1280}