I got my old CB350 that was ridden with electrical gremlins out of storage and I took it down to the good vintage motorcycle mechanic and had them rip out and rebuild the whole rat-wired harness and they gave it back to me to ride around and get a feel for how to rebuild the engine

and it ran so rough I literally drove through an earthquake and didn’t notice it and then I parked it in my driveway for an hour and the battery drained and it wouldn’t start even after I trickle charged it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but Uber offered a deal where for $5/mo I’d be forgiven of all my ride charges between $5 and $25 so they’ve captured/rescued me