{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "This is by far the greatest thing I\u2019ve found in a junkyard.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/170313608038/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://metal-queer-solid.tumblr.com/post/144878158586\" target=\"_blank\">metal-queer-solid</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://vracious.tumblr.com/post/144877799949\" target=\"_blank\">vracious</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://metal-queer-solid.tumblr.com/post/144858152351\" target=\"_blank\">metal-queer-solid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the\u00a0\u201cPick-a-Part\u201d in Clarksville Tennessee\u2026 We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqrpiJc31qmqn62_540_060b8940184f.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>You are looking at\u2026 a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car\u2026 I\u2019ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqt7bI9v1qmqn62_540_c25eea3de023.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>trumps them all.</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqtyK2fi1qmqn62_540_a67d6c5873b4.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!</p>\n<p>You see\u2026 there has to be a reason that a car like this\u2026<br/></p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqvgTZD01qmqn62_540_5c76b7034462.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqwdrwTo1qmqn62_540_c08d9bf4fb4c.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>Would end up in the junkyard\u2026 SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why\u2026</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqx4HJgv1qmqn62_540_cbf36eda4409.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>I still can\u2019t believe the decals on this\u2026. wait\u2026</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqxlMLZ31qmqn62_540_c729d82193c8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqy074Or1qmqn62_540_e03e127c47e4.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>OH!</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqybmFnn1qmqn62_540_b790c7cee41b.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1632\" data-orig-height=\"1224\"/></figure><p>OH MY FUCKING GOD!</p>\n<p>YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!</p>\n<p>And THAT, is the single greatest thing I\u2019ve found in a junkyard to this day.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR</p>\n<p>and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -</p>\n<p>parked in front of an adult store!</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"922\" data-orig-width=\"1229\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o7pe3yQXCN1qlhxgn_540_d780b45c8779.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"922\" data-orig-width=\"1229\"/></figure>\n</blockquote>\n<p>HOLY SHIT NO WAY!</p>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_o7oqrpiJc31qmqn62_540_060b8940184f.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 405}