{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "you know what I JUST GOT all those \u201880s-\u201990s jokes or scenes about your wife trying to conceive so she\u2019d track her cycle and...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/170074767283/", "html": "<p>you know what I JUST GOT</p><p>all those \u201880s-\u201990s jokes or scenes about your wife trying to conceive so she\u2019d track her cycle and then take you on her back with her cervix tipped up</p><p>so on the surface it was about how she was being a bitchy cunt that even the idea of fucking her bent over and cumming in her was a chore</p><p>BUT FURTHER it was about how the last attempt at professional women had failed because they weren\u2019t proper fuck-mothers<br/></p><p>(COMPARE BABY BOOM 1987 OR FROZEN ASSETS 1992 FOR THE REDEMPTION ARC)</p><p>this was before we got fertility drugs good, for a while there the started-too-late tried adopting, I remember one Upper West Side\u00a0\u201880s memoir essay where he was the only non-Vietnamese in his year of bar mitzvahs</p><p>(update: haha <a href=\"/post/127743102183/\" target=\"_blank\">already made this post</a> years ago)<br/></p>"}