argumate:

what if hitler is actually the son of some dude who went back in time to fuck hitler’s mum to prevent the birth of hitler, would that be messed up or what

I specifically wrote a 5-minute short script around this scenario in college that would work as the pilot for a series about “The College of Dark Arts & Mad Sciences”

Or maybe it was like a Sarah Connor thing, like I had to kill this guy’s mom but I screwed it up and had to go back even further before she recognized me but as I went back she was younger and more naive and at some point it was easier to just impregnate her myself?

Uh

This was like 2004

Anyway the only other thing I remember was a visual joke where there was a summoning lab and there were outlines of the inhabitants of each cell and the cell with the tentacle monster outline was *surrounded* by blue light phones

that’s definitely a rape joke, as part of the resolution of the ‘90s college rape crisis our rich campus put up these pre-cell emergency phones to summon help, on posts marked by blue lights

I mean “date rape” at least pushed the Overton window enough to throw money at stranger rape, Whoopi’s “rape-rape“

I mean you still occasionally heard of girls getting taken on the outer paths at night because that’s still where everyone knew freshman girls ran (or stumbled) at night

This was like 2004