{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the news: a civil defense system mistakenly sent a message to every cell phone in Hawaii that a nuclear missile was incoming,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/169684140113/", "html": "<pre>the news: a civil defense system mistakenly sent a message to every cell phone in Hawaii that a nuclear missile was incoming, THIS IS NOT A DRILL\nme: yeah good point I *should* clean my bathtub</pre>"}