{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "this bar has cans of White Claw, a \u201chard seltzer\u201d\nYOU STUPID FUCKS\nit wasn\u2019t enough for you to reinvent Perrier as La Croix\nYOU...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/169375969818/", "html": "<p>this bar has cans of White Claw, a \u201chard seltzer\u201d</p><p>YOU STUPID FUCKS</p><p>it wasn\u2019t enough for you to reinvent Perrier as La Croix</p><p>YOU JUST REINVENTED ZIMA</p>"}