Left, right, irrelevant. I only hope that a few dozen reblogs and the memory of beating your father at tightening door hinges...
Anonymous asked: Left, right, irrelevant. I only hope that a few dozen reblogs and the memory of beating your father at tightening door hinges provides enough of a spark of meaning to carry you through the crepuscular gloom of an obscure middle age.
is your issue I’m not breeding enough, you NoVa-ass neofeudal fertility cultist?
well send some cute girl relatives to attend me
c’mon, hold up your end, let’s make some alliances