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Left, right, irrelevant. I only hope that a few dozen reblogs and the memory of beating your father at tightening door hinges...

Anonymous asked: Left, right, irrelevant. I only hope that a few dozen reblogs and the memory of beating your father at tightening door hinges provides enough of a spark of meaning to carry you through the crepuscular gloom of an obscure middle age.

is your issue I’m not breeding enough, you NoVa-ass neofeudal fertility cultist?

well send some cute girl relatives to attend me

c’mon, hold up your end, let’s make some alliances

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