shrine to the prophet of americana

you laugh at the high meat people now, as if 60% of every cuisine wasn’t people improvising at how to eat old food and...

apricops:

kontextmaschine:

you laugh at the high meat people now, as if 60% of every cuisine wasn’t people improvising at how to eat old food and accidentally making something tasty

ancient Mesopotamian: dude did you just eat a bowl of old porridge that sat out for like three months

person who’s about to invent beer: what, you haven’t heard?