{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Dancers at the bar asking after the drama w/r/t a regular getting kicked out, apparently he offered one a half-full jar of his...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/169260641883/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/169260064763/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Dancers at the bar asking after the drama w/r/t a regular getting kicked out, apparently he offered one a half-full jar of his cum, \u201cI thought you might want this\u201d</p></blockquote><p>before closing with November Rain they actually did that \u201csilent lucidity\u201d song, the rest of it isn\u2019t nearly that beta as that one line huh</p><p>I mean it\u2019s badass for <i>prog</i></p>"}