{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "IT WAS YOUR FATHER OH MY GOD SPOCK YOUR FATHER MARRIED A HUMAN FEMALE AKA YOUR MOTHER ancestor my arse", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/168748435908/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://erika-mann.tumblr.com/post/167264340642/it-was-your-father-oh-my-god-spock-your-father\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">erika-mann</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>IT WAS YOUR FATHER OH MY GOD SPOCK YOUR FATHER MARRIED A HUMAN FEMALE AKA YOUR MOTHER ancestor my arse</p></blockquote>\n<p>half-Vulcans/half-elves ashamed of their heritage mostly \u2018cause it reveals their dad was a weeaboo<br/></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oz3hljHlVh1w2bxkoo1_1280_ea51f8aed95f.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oz3hljHlVh1w2bxkoo1_1280_ea51f8aed95f.png", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 720}