{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "There\u2019s an alternate universe where big oil and Gov didn\u2019t make useful idiots out of the environmentalist movement by turning...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/168390646263/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://punished-cel.tumblr.com/post/168377162156/theres-an-alternate-universe-where-big-oil-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">punished-cel</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>There\u2019s an alternate universe where big oil and Gov didn\u2019t make useful idiots out of the environmentalist movement by turning them on nuclear, and in that universe we have colonised the solar system and I have perfect touch sensitive holographic gf</p></blockquote>"}