{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "just remembered that \u201890s SNL skit where some frat guys rub a lamp and get a genie and wish to like \u201csee two lesbians getting it...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/168217784528/", "html": "<p>just remembered that \u201890s SNL skit where some frat guys rub a lamp and get a genie and wish to like \u201csee two lesbians getting it on until we bust a nut\u201d</p><p>and they get two lumpy greyhairs interrupting tedious foreplay to ask if the other picked up bulgur for their solstice potluck<br/></p>"}