{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/168214963363/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://alexanderrm.tumblr.com/post/168213996033/probablybadrpgideas-forthegothicheroine\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">alexanderrm</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://probablybadrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/165040376335/forthegothicheroine-geekgirlsmash\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">probablybadrpgideas</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://forthegothicheroine.tumblr.com/post/164948231311/geekgirlsmash-geostatonary-wepon-heedra\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">forthegothicheroine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://geekgirlsmash.tumblr.com/post/164917031384/geostatonary-wepon-heedra-what-if-like\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">geekgirlsmash</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://geostatonary.tumblr.com/post/164548971368/wepon-heedra-what-if-like-bats-blood-sucking\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">geostatonary</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://wepon.tumblr.com/post/164541103417/heedra-what-if-like-bats-blood-sucking-vampires\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wepon</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://heedra.tumblr.com/post/164527846056/what-if-like-bats-blood-sucking-vampires\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">heedra</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars</p></blockquote>\n<p>let</p>\n<p>them</p>\n<p>eat</p>\n<p>bugs</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass</p>\n<p>Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Me, a Toreador: Lounges dramatically on a fainting couch while beautiful people bring me beautifully arranged plates of various exotic fruits. </p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Me, a Malkavian: Takes a big bite out of a flower, muttering\u00a0\u201cGotta pollinate.\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>These four vampires are your party</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/mdxV0X11aPs6dxAzQ8qqIIA\" target=\"_blank\">@kawaii-shitface</a> </p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Me, a Gangrel: \u201cDark Vegan\u201d<br/></p>"}