{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: ::remembers those times in elementary school gym class he played with a parachute:: ah, nostalgic times\nme: ::remembers...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167969644798/", "html": "<pre>me: ::remembers those times in elementary school gym class he played with a parachute:: ah, nostalgic times\nme: ::remembers those times in high school gym class he played some improvised game out of what was available in the supply closet:: well that's what they teach phys ed majors in college, that's pretty much how basketball and a lot of field games first happened\nme: ::remembers that one and only middle school gym class where there was a net with weird-shaped openings in it stretched full length between some volleyball posts and we had to like, jump clean through them *while* playing dodgeball:: what the fuck\n\n- - -\n\ntototavros: Did your school just have many kids running through and tearing holes in volleyball nets?\n\nkontextmaschine: No it was like a *purpose-made net*, went down to knee level and all the actual gaps were ringed with foam-under-heavy canvas differently color-coded for how many points they were worth</pre>"}