me: ::remembers those times in elementary school gym class he played with a parachute:: ah, nostalgic times
me: ::remembers those times in high school gym class he played some improvised game out of what was available in the supply closet:: well that's what they teach phys ed majors in college, that's pretty much how basketball and a lot of field games first happened
me: ::remembers that one and only middle school gym class where there was a net with weird-shaped openings in it stretched full length between some volleyball posts and we got points for like, jumping clean through them *while* playing dodgeball:: what the fuck