shrine to the prophet of americana

my dream job is Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park

femmenietzsche:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

my dream job is Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park

like some billionaire calls you up, all “hi, I’m looking to fly a seductive genius out to my tropical island to say some really oracular shit”

and you’re like “well can I witness and real-time critique the predictable reward of man’s hubris and then walk off into the sunset?”

and he’s like “hellll yeah”

ACTUALLY, it’s the lawyer, Gennaro, who requests Malcolm’s presence at Jurassic Park, hence Hammond’s line to him in the helicopter, “I bring scientists. You bring a rock star!”