{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167568965453/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://opossumprince.tumblr.com/post/154460434390/thoodleoo-if-anyone-ever-tries-to-tell-you-that\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">opossumprince</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://thoodleoo.tumblr.com/post/151433756270\" target=\"_blank\">thoodleoo</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship war between plato and aeschylus over whether achilles or patroclus was the top in their relationship, while xenophon was off complaining that he didn\u2019t ship that</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>\n\u201cIs Achilles A Twink\u201d - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oeh8lw24pY1r3cviyo1_640_c4dc23c77cf7.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oeh8lw24pY1r3cviyo1_640_c4dc23c77cf7.png", "thumbnail_width": 571, "thumbnail_height": 158}