{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "People looking at Alabama like \u201cI bet these ~pious Christians~ wouldn\u2019t let their kids get felt up (and become hypersexual...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167512426263/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://enye-word.tumblr.com/post/167512261534/kontextmaschine-people-looking-at-alabama-like\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">enye-word</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"/post/167399269153/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>People looking at Alabama like \u201cI bet these ~pious Christians~ wouldn\u2019t let <i>their</i> kids get felt up (and become hypersexual drunks) in the name of standing up for God\u201d<br/></p>\n<p>\u2026</p>\n<p>Have you ever heard the story of Lot\u2019s daughters, friend?<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p style=\"\">Noted pious Christian Lot.<br/></p>\n</blockquote><p>Congratulations, you\u2019ve noticed that the biblical stories about the ambiguous morality of religious intensity are morally ambiguous </p><p>I mean seriously, that is a step that doesn\u2019t get taken</p>"}