{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "People looking at Alabama like \u201cI bet these ~pious Christians~ wouldn\u2019t let their kids get felt up (and become hypersexual...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167399269153/", "html": "<p>People looking at Alabama like \u201cI bet these ~pious Christians~ wouldn\u2019t let <i>their</i> kids get felt up (and become hypersexual drunks) in the name of standing up for God\u201d<br/></p><p>&hellip;</p><p>Have you ever heard the story of Lot\u2019s daughters, friend?<br/></p>"}