{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So, a hot minute ago I heard some catfight noises out the open window so I yelled and pointed a flashlight out, eventually two...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167396767883/", "html": "<p>So, a hot minute ago I heard some catfight noises out the open window so I yelled and pointed a flashlight out, eventually two pairs of eyes came running and Badger scrambled in with a pursuer hot on his tail</p><p>And so I went to find and comfort him, and I was petting him like \u201cit\u2019s ok, it\u2019s ok&hellip; ooh, your tail\u2019s dirty, it\u2019s ok, it\u2019s WHAT IS THAT SMELL\u201d</p><p>apparently the other cat ambushed him in the middle of taking a dump and he fled with his shit smeared on his ass, I had to chase him around the house with TP to wipe it off while he hid under things and hissed<br/></p>"}