So, a hot minute ago I heard some catfight noises out the open window so I yelled and pointed a flashlight out, eventually two pairs of eyes came running and Badger scrambled in with a pursuer hot on his tail

And so I went to find and comfort him, and I was petting him like “it’s ok, it’s ok… ooh, your tail’s dirty, it’s ok, it’s WHAT IS THAT SMELL”

apparently the other cat ambushed him in the middle of taking a dump and he fled with his shit smeared on his ass, I had to chase him around the house with TP to wipe it off while he hid under things and hissed