{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So I learned from a Tom Clancy book that the when Secret Service protection details carry their submachine guns in public they...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167336070428/", "html": "<p>So I learned from a Tom Clancy book that the when Secret Service protection details carry their submachine guns in public they conceal them for aesthetics in shoulder-strapped F.A.G. (Fast-Action Gun) Bags</p><p>later on I learned about the military tradition of backronyms and realized that was obviously the result of giving these \u201870s mustache guys purses<br/></p>"}