You know what’s been inexplicably lodged in my head for decades?

That fucking season-ending double-parter episode of Full House where they take a trip to Hawaii and there’s some cute girl the Dave Coulier uncle is eyeflirting with and they wave at each other but when he tries to point this out and explain it to the rest of the family she’s gone and everyone thinks he’s going crazy and he suspects it himself

Okay writing it out this sounded too Candle Cove so I looked it up, it’s “Tanner’s Island”, a single-episode season-opener, but the cute girl (hula dancer) thing is definitely a subplot and the synopses disagree on whether she was real or a hallucination from him getting hit on the head by a coconut