{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I\u2019m a bit sad that Pepsi didn\u2019t decide to open up a PMC branch after buying up part of the Soviet navy in the 90\u2019s", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/167188973738/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://tumblr.maxofs2d.net/post/167184556847\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">maxofs2d</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://ayellowbirds.tumblr.com/post/167159038148/kompanie-mutter-rtrixie-kompanie-mutter\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ayellowbirds</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://kompanie-mutter.tumblr.com/post/166885622396/rtrixie-kompanie-mutter-rtrixie-im-a-bit\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kompanie-mutter</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://rtrixie.tumblr.com/post/166885551664/kompanie-mutter-rtrixie-im-a-bit-sad-that\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rtrixie</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://kompanie-mutter.tumblr.com/post/166885437301/rtrixie-im-a-bit-sad-that-pepsi-didnt-decide-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kompanie-mutter</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://rtrixie.tumblr.com/post/166885419369/im-a-bit-sad-that-pepsi-didnt-decide-to-open-up\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rtrixie</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m a bit sad that Pepsi didn\u2019t decide to open up a PMC branch after buying up part of the Soviet navy in the 90\u2019s</p></blockquote>\n<p>wait WHAT</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>\u201cThe USSR offered to pay Pepsi with a fleet of diesel ships. Pepsi accepted the deal because they knew that it was the only way to continue to sell Pepsi in the USSR. The agreement included 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer, which were sold to a Swedish company for scrap recycling. Those 17 submarines made Pepsi become, for a few days, the 6th largest military power in the world by number of diesel submarines. The president of Pepsi, Donald Kendall, told the National Security Adviser of USA: \u201cWe are disarming the USSR faster than you\u201d.\u201c</p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.redkalinka.com/Russian-Blog/78/_The-day-Pepsi-became-a-great-military-power/\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.redkalinka.com/Russian-Blog/78/_The-day-Pepsi-became-a-great-military-power/</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>thank you for this information, I needed to know this and so did all of my followers</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>someone please write the dystopian alternate history where Pepsi went to war</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>also fake propaganda artwork with Pepsiman please</p>\n</blockquote>"}