nuclearspaceheater:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

I’m just going add in the missing chapter to Hillary’s kids book where she degraded a preteen rape victim in court.

Attorney Hillary knew her client was guilty as sin.

That didn’t matter, as long she could win.

She made little Susie take the stand,

to prove to this jury she “wanted” to be raped by this man.

“You’re a slimy little bitch down to your core,

You’re family the world and the jury know you’re nothing but a preteen whore.

As much as you may have struggled and screamed, it didnt stop you from swallowing his cream.”

And to Hillary’s everlasting pride

The victim cried

As that little girl sat there, alone and cold

Hillary herself grew more bold

One look at the jury she said “don’t be decieved by her cryin’

She’s just a lying siren

Seducing good men like my honest client

Because she’s nothing but a promiscuous bint.”

And with that, Hillary, cool as can be,

ended that trial, and her client walked free.

A living nightmare a little girl can never forget

But what does it matter, you have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette.

She was the guy’s defense attorney. I’m sure she is guilty of innumerable crimes that would warrant execution in a more lawful society, but failing to use this tactic if she thot it would help her client would just be another one on that list.

And why does nobody ever seem to want to blame the juries in these cases? It’s always the lawyers. Even if you blame the lawyers for making some argument, you can’t blame them for the jury actually falling for it.

Yeah that’s the foundation of legal ethics – a client places his entire life and worldly position in the hands of a lawyer (that’s what “power of attorney” means) – and if you in any way sacrifice their interests in favor of YOUR OWN moral sensibilities you are abusing the system to selfishly embezzle human life