{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I wish I was HOT but instead I\u2019m CURSED! Oh what a hand I\u2019ve been dealt", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/166525084548/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://tennessee-titan9174743937496765.tumblr.com/post/163039969060/dreamhouse777\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tennessee-titan9174743937496765</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://dreamhouse777.tumblr.com/post/163039909210/tennessee-titan9174743937496765-dreamhouse777\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dreamhouse777</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://tennessee-titan9174743937496765.tumblr.com/post/163039835905/dreamhouse777\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tennessee-titan9174743937496765</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://dreamhouse777.tumblr.com/post/163039205885/tennessee-titan9174743937496765-rcktpwr\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dreamhouse777</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://tennessee-titan9174743937496765.tumblr.com/post/163039175165/rcktpwr-dreamhouse777-rcktpwr\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tennessee-titan9174743937496765</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://rcktpwr.tumblr.com/post/163039086314/dreamhouse777-rcktpwr-dreamhouse777-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rcktpwr</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://dreamhouse777.tumblr.com/post/163039035290/rcktpwr-dreamhouse777-i-wish-i-was-hot-but\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dreamhouse777</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://rcktpwr.tumblr.com/post/163038884794/dreamhouse777-i-wish-i-was-hot-but-instead-im\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rcktpwr</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://dreamhouse777.tumblr.com/post/163038837155/i-wish-i-was-hot-but-instead-im-cursed-oh-what-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dreamhouse777</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>I wish I was HOT but instead I\u2019m CURSED! Oh what a hand I\u2019ve been dealt</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we\u2019re breaking this curse tonight</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas\u2026.the curse is within\u2026..*burps up a toad*</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>hm\u2026 this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost</p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2792\" data-orig-width=\"1768\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ot5xreomXe1ueenri_540_ee0a909c556e.png\" data-orig-height=\"2792\" data-orig-width=\"1768\"/></figure><h2><b>AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH</b></h2>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Hold on I\u2019m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built</p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"5312\" data-orig-width=\"3880\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ot5yv09g481ueenri_540_a7952ba2f51c.png\" data-orig-height=\"5312\" data-orig-width=\"3880\"/></figure><h2><b>HOGHGUYIAWAHAHHAWIWIGOGOGOHUJUJUJUJJUJJAHAHAHHAHAAAA</b></h2>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Ok breaking rp again this one is kind of scary :(</p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2792\" data-orig-width=\"3224\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ot5z24tt4B1ueenri_540_82ce4bbec65d.png\" data-orig-height=\"2792\" data-orig-width=\"3224\"/></figure><h2><b>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEYAYAYAYYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</b></h2>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_ot5xreomXe1ueenri_540_ee0a909c556e.png", "thumbnail_width": 513, "thumbnail_height": 810}