{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "all we want is battery life..", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/166275165353/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://memehumor.net/post/166247307542/all-we-want-is-battery-life\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">memehumor</a>:</p><blockquote><p>all we want is battery life..</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>A lot of people say, &ldquo;What&rsquo;s that?&rdquo; It&rsquo;s Pat!</p><p>A lot of people ask, &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s he? Or she?&rdquo;</p><p>A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her</p><p>or whatever it might be.</p><p>It&rsquo;s time for androgyny.</p><p>Here comes Pat!</p><p>\u2013 It&rsquo;s Pat! - SNL, <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_(Saturday_Night_Live)\" target=\"_blank\">1990</a></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oxjwy11P5n1r3gqwio1_1280_311a89665e2b.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oxjwy11P5n1r3gqwio1_1280_311a89665e2b.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 750, "thumbnail_height": 744}