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ethnianmandarin:

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argumate:

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mitigatedchaos:

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kontextmaschine:

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someone stole my motorcycle right out of my goddamn driveway

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Bloggers Disappointed to Learn Area Man\u2019s Post Description of Actual Crime, Not Performance Art Piece

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no references to pinball, no insight into historical Americana, this isn\u2019t the kontext I signed up for

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u know the figure of the motorcycle thief has gone through a lot of changes starting with the original post-war

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“when bad shit happens people mock me accurately” is the community I’ve been looking for my whole life so

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