{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "someone stole my motorcycle right out of my goddamn driveway", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/165324778573/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/165315334488/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><h1>someone stole my motorcycle right out of my goddamn driveway</h1></blockquote>\n\n<p>I mean, friendly reminder that as the victim I am the loser and thus wrongful party here</p>"}