{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Remember going to the McDonalds in my hometown back when it had an outdoor playground\nThis was before the \"PlayPlace\" mini-Chuck...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/165142015608/", "html": "<p>Remember going to the McDonalds in my hometown back when it had an outdoor playground</p><p>This was before the &ldquo;PlayPlace&rdquo; mini-Chuck E. Cheese ball pit-and-crawling-tubes structures, though it did get one of those later</p><p>It did have a room glassed off specifically for birthday parties, I wonder if the opening of the local &ldquo;Adventure Zone&rdquo; (w/ a ball pit and crawling zone structure with ziplines and county fair trailer/American Gladiators stuff like swinging pillar bags) cut into that</p><p>It had Fry Guy versions of those riding ponies that attached to the ground through a big spring, I think? Or maybe they were just imagineered static statues</p><p>The one thing it definitely had was an <a href=\"https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;hl=en-us&amp;biw=320&amp;bih=460&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=1&amp;ei=EYyzWbOQFuiN0wLRhpzQCQ&amp;q=officer+big+mac+playground&amp;oq=officer+big+mac+playground&amp;gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..35i39k1j0.110651.112513.0.113081.10.10.0.0.0.0.142.825.6j3.9.0....0...1.1.64.mobile-gws-img..1.9.822...0i30k1.hcIBRhhxUTk\" target=\"_blank\">Officer Big Mac climbing&hellip; thing</a>, it was a central metal tube with a ladder up to a barred-in viewing platform </p><p>Anyway I loved that because I&rsquo;d climb the rung ladder and instead of going to the platform I&rsquo;d hang on the top rung and bang my head upwards on a metal plate to make this deep &ldquo;GONNNNG&rdquo; sound</p>"}