{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "realizing that when I was young I knew multiple older men (born 1983 but to a 45-year old father, so a cohort older than you'd...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/164823309123/", "html": "<p>realizing that when I was young I knew multiple older men (born 1983 but to a 45-year old father, so a cohort older than you&rsquo;d expect) who ordered their toast, eggs, bacon, or coffee an intentionally shitty and burnt way &lsquo;cause that&rsquo;s how they got used to it in the service</p>"}