kontextmaschine:

So as part of Badger’s vet visit they sent me home with a tube to bring back a fecal sample

Since I gave him outside access he shits God knows where, so to get it I had to keep him inside two days until he shit in the litter box, whining at me and every door or window all the time

But that was Saturday, when they’re only open til 1pm and closed Sunday, and the sample needs to be max 24 hours refrigerated, so I let him out but kept him in Sunday, and he’s whining, and I occasionally pick him up and deposit him in the litter box and he finally pissed after a day but no feces, and he’s whining, and he’s been eating and I can feel his guts are full and he’s whining and it’s like I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO LET YOU OUT, JUST SHIT IN THE GODDAMN BOX

HE DID IT!