So as part of Badger\u2019s vet visit they sent me home with a tube to bring back a fecal sample\n
\nSince I gave him outside access he shits God knows where, so to get it I had to keep him inside two days until he shit in the litter box, whining at me and every door or window all the time
\nBut that was Saturday, when they\u2019re only open til 1pm and closed Sunday, and the sample needs to be max 24 hours refrigerated, so I let him out but kept him in Sunday, and he\u2019s whining, and I occasionally pick him up and deposit him in the litter box and he finally pissed after a day but no feces, and he\u2019s whining, and he\u2019s been eating and I can feel his guts are full and he\u2019s whining and it\u2019s like I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO LET YOU OUT, JUST SHIT IN THE GODDAMN BOX
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