{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Text:\u00a0 (702):\u00a0I passed out drunk in her bed. Her\nboyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/164663871258/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://textsfromutena.tumblr.com/post/151428709431/text-702-i-passed-out-drunk-in-her-bed\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">textsfromutena</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Text:\u00a0</p><p>(702):\u00a0I passed out drunk in her bed. Her\nboyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a\nthreesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an\nadequate response.</p></blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oecbpxfawh1vwhw3fo1_1280_2c02da1b4009.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oecbpxfawh1vwhw3fo1_1280_2c02da1b4009.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 720, "thumbnail_height": 540}