{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Couldn\u2019t stand that fic? \n Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong? \n Wish you\u2019d never hear about your...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/164548119153/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://lordhellebore.tumblr.com/post/164400011879/muse-of-wilted-roses-tiptoe39-couldnt-stand\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">lordhellebore</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://muse-of-wilted-roses.tumblr.com/post/164389167429/tiptoe39-couldnt-stand-that-fic-think-that\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">muse-of-wilted-roses</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://tiptoe39.tumblr.com/post/164345422991/couldnt-stand-that-fic-think-that-fanartist\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tiptoe39</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Couldn\u2019t stand that fic? <br/></i></p>\n<p><i>Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong? <br/></i></p>\n<p><i>Wish you\u2019d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?</i></p>\n<h2>Ask your doctor if <b>Shutting Up \u2122</b> is right for you!</h2>\n<p>From the makers of <i>Self-Control </i>and <i>Being a Decent Person, </i><b>Shutting Up\u2122 </b>is the revolutionary new treatment, clinically proven to make sure <i>you</i> don\u2019t end up looking like a heartless dickbag! <b>Shutting Up\u2122</b> will help you discover a whole new side of fandom \u2013 a life where you seek out the things that appeal to you and leave everything else alone. Nobody gets hurt, and everybody wins!</p>\n<p>Users of <b>Shutting Up\u2122 </b>may experience some temporary frustration and feelings of disgust. This is normal. Supplementation with <i>Talking Privately With a Sympathetic Friend\u2122 </i>may ease those symptoms.</p>\n<p>Long-term side effects of <b>Shutting Up\u2122 </b>may include perspective, a sense of belonging, and a deep understanding that not everything in the fandom world is within your control or meant for your personal enjoyment. <b>Shutting Up\u2122 </b>has been known to cause flare-ups of peace, friendship, and positivity. Not recommended for cases in which you actually like things and want to leave positive feedback.</p>\n<p><i>Try <b>Shutting Up\u2122 </b>today, and see how fandom can become a better place for you!</i></p>\n<p>*Not available on anon memes.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Okay but are we talking about NOTPs of personal preference or NOTPs that are abusive and toxic</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>You\u2019ve not yet understood how \n\n<b>Shutting Up\u2122</b>\n\n works. Try again.</p>\n</blockquote>"}