argumate:

woke: destroying statues that honour the Confederacy is bad because it will help people forget that America was super racist for most of its history

this is literally an argument used why Mormons (who have the keys to the best afterlife but showed up late and make up for it by doing genealogical research to retroactively baptize everyone ever) should not baptize Holocaust-killed Jews

“because in XXXX years history might record the Holocaust as an anti-Mormon extermination”

Meanwhile from some serious Mormons’ perspective this amounts to uniquely denying them the ideal life eternal because they were persecuted

religion!