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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

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I JUST

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GUAM?

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IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

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KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

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\u201cOHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

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12/27, 8:37PM CT

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ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

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12/28, 12:18PM CT

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THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

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12/28, 10:22PM CT

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\nTHE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY\n

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GO COOKIES GO

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@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper\u200b @homebeccer GET READY

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lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

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12/30, 12:39AM CT

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@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

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holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

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THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

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The saga of Katie\u2019s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

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THEY\u2019VE\n\nARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD\n\n\nTHEY\u2019RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

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COOKIES ACQUIRED

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THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

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also as a bonus visual here\u2019s a rough approximation of these cookies\u2019 journey

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how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

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SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96\u00a0@cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

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AND\u00a0

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IT\u2019S

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IT\u2019S

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IT\u2019S NOT AN OPTION\u00a0IT\u2019S NOT AN OPTION I CAN\u2019T I-

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I COULDN\u2019T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I\u2019D HAVE TRIED\u00a0

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Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

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Its not even an in-game feature

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Oh my god it\u2019s back

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H O W

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I\u2019ve had this sort of thing happen.

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At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

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I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for\u00a0\u201cMissent to Nepal\u201d

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No one said\u00a0\u201chey let\u2019s stop missending things to Nepal\u201d they just said\u00a0\u201clet\u2019s make a stamp for this\u201d and called it a day.

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I\u2019m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.\u00a0

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yeah so one time i sent my grad school application that the next four years of my entire life were going to depend on to helsinki and they mailed it to dubai.

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