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to help bring the national culture in for a soft landing we should start emphasizing the bisesquicentennial soon, it’s 9 years...

nuclearspaceheater:

kontextmaschine:

to help bring the national culture in for a soft landing we should start emphasizing the bisesquicentennial soon, it’s 9 years off but there’ll be preliminaries

I hear the bicentennial helped with national unity and morale in a rough time, we could use some of that (they had Apollo-Skylab-Shuttle too tho)

Good chance to remind everyone about Benjamin Franklin, the fat whoremongering otaku scientist backslapper who held things together so well he became a celebrity paragon of virtue

When your country is fighting a revolution so you go to France to bang noblewomen and get their help in winning a war which will serve as one of the proximate inspirations for having them all guillotined.

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