Was at a dive bar for a pinball thing, not really grungy but a sports bar that hasn\u2019t updated anything but the TVs since 1985. And that\u2019s great, it\u2019s in a yuppifying area but the prices have only gone up 50 cents a mug and the menu\u2019s even gotten less terrible.
\n\nThe chairs in the game room are these big green plush swivel country club things, they\u2019re great, they might have duct tape on the seams of the backs but that would be petty to complain about, so minor I didn\u2019t even notice until today when, walking between tables with my arms swinging there was a thin metal tab poking out of one and I impaled myself a good half inch on it, sliding under the skin on the back of my hand\n
\nI mean, good thing I\u2019m up to date on my tetanus shots, when I went in for a booster (at the for-profit clinic chain for millennials) the doctor assumed I\u2019d stuck myself on something, and when I said \u201cnah just time to renew\u201d she praised me for actually keeping current unlike anyone else my age and I had to tell her my mom reminded me to
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