Watching Mallrats on the bar TV and the sexual politics are amazingly ‘90s

“thinking you, who stayed to have a day career at the mall, outrank a college slacker enough to exploit his girlfriend’s latent materialism and steal her for anal sex” is DEFINITELY the offense

and “fucking a 15-year-old on camera” is DEFINITELY the pretext to bust him on, ironic comeuppance ‘cause HE’s the one who tried to weaponize normiedom