{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: ::busts open knuckle, bleeds all over the goddamned kitchen::\nalso me: hey you know what canonical metaphor we've never...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/162894081468/", "html": "<pre>me: ::busts open knuckle, bleeds all over the goddamned kitchen::\nalso me: hey you know what canonical metaphor we've never experienced?\nme: \nalso me: rubbing salt in a wound!\nme: ::rubs in kosher salt::\nalso me: unimpressive. maybe finer grains?\nme: ::looks at two different bougie-ass grinders of sea salt::\nme : ::rubs in Lawry's Mediterranean Herb Seasoned Salt::\nalso me: aaah, that's the stuff</pre>"}