Donald Trump: I declare today for the world to hear that the West will never, ever be broken. Our values will prevail. Our people will thrive. And our civilization will triumph.
Mike Pence: We will put American boots on the face of Mars. 
David Shulkin: Long will be told our legend, the words of our bloody reign staining the walls of the crevices and foul caves where outpatient surgery backlogs gather.