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crossmirage:

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s-p-giffy:

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bunjywunjy:

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setheverman:

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4gifs:

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\nJapanese Sumo robots\n\n

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this is the funniest gif i\u2019ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

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the best part is this isn\u2019t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.\u00a0

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(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

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the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

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or dodging. that works too.

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also, some of the speed demons have\u2026 unorthodox attachments to fool other bot\u2019s sensors

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WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

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robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren\u2019t careful.

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FLYYYYYYY

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I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

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IT GOT BETTER!!!

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Look buddy you just have not experienced robo sumo until you see them on video or live complete with EXTREMELY LOUD ROBOT SCREAMING

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