{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "storywonker submitted:  Star Wars but every time someone shoots a laser it gets faster pew pew", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/162034207938/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/161990881519/storywonker-submitted-star-wars-but-every-time\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><blockquote><p><a href=\"http://storywonker.tumblr.com/\" target=\"_blank\">storywonker</a> submitted:<br/></p><p>Star Wars but every time someone shoots a laser it gets faster</p></blockquote><p>pew pew</p></blockquote>"}