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when people think about time running backwards they usually focus on the indignity of turning into a baby and ultimately being shoved back up the birth canal but if you ask me funerals are even more of a trip: bunch of people drive out to the graveyard dig up a grave at random up comes the coffin and whoops here\u2019s grandpa

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But first a stop at the funeral home where an undertaker pays handsomely to make him uglier

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