argumate:

when people think about time running backwards they usually focus on the indignity of turning into a baby and ultimately being shoved back up the birth canal but if you ask me funerals are even more of a trip: bunch of people drive out to the graveyard dig up a grave at random up comes the coffin and whoops here’s grandpa

But first a stop at the funeral home where an undertaker pays handsomely to make him uglier