{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like \"tell me embarrassing stuff about him\" and she was like...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/161731826033/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://hvliday.tumblr.com/post/161680796767/today-i-hung-out-w-my-15-yo-brothers-girlfriend\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hvliday</a>:</p><blockquote><p>today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like \u201ctell me embarrassing stuff about him\u201d and she was like \u201cok. he has a piss kink\u201d and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car</p></blockquote>"}