{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "been seeing a few car ads pitching collision avoidance/warning features whose emotional thruline is \u201csomething to protect you...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/160543845938/", "html": "

kontextmaschine:

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been seeing a few car ads pitching collision avoidance/warning features whose emotional thruline is \u201csomething to protect you from those thoughtless menaces like city dwellers who expect you to let them cross and motorcyclists occupying the lane you\u2019re merging into\u201d

and I guess thanks but also fuck you, buddy

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tbh I guess they can’t openly pitch themselves as having your back when you’re trashed

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