{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Badger finds lightning fascinating, it's the kind of thing he stops tearing ass across the room for, but that's only cuz he...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/160327590613/", "html": "<p>Badger finds lightning <em>fascinating</em>, it&rsquo;s the kind of thing he <em>stops</em> tearing ass across the room for, but that&rsquo;s only cuz he hasn&rsquo;t heard the thunder yet</p>"}